I run, I eat, I shop.

I am a makeup artist and soon-to-be licensed esthetician living in possibly the second smallest town in the southeastern United States, in love with and very opinionated about all things makeup and fashion.  I am an intense perfectionist hellbent on throwing myself through rings of fire for the sake of beauty.  As you can probably already tell, I am just a little bit vain, which I promise is what will make this blog interesting - vanity leads to a lot of funny stories.  I am a blonde, inside and (most of the time) out.

I take care of my version of Ken, our darling little pomeranian, Dolce, and our teeny white trailer we live in while we save for our Dream House.  In order to help speed this process along, I am on the hunt for my first real grownup job.  I am a runner, but only because I am an eater.  I adore food, especially sushi, bread, and wine.

So dolls, in summary, here is what you have to look forward to:  entertaining anecdotes about my blonde vanity, makeup reviews, shopping hauls, and bitching about my runs followed by detailed descriptions of whatever I stuff my face with that day, all told in a sweet Southern accent (or at least that's what I hear).  Enjoy!